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My Life Would Suck

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:51:56 GMT

ON KELLY CLARKSON:
I REALLY DO LIKE KELLY. SHE IS THE ONLY IDOL I HAVE EVER VOTED FOR AND SHE HAS HAD STAYING POWER. SHE IS BASICALLY THE ONLY IDOL WHO HAS MANAGED TO STAY RELEVANT 5 YEARS AFTER THEIR WIN. ANYWAY HER VIDEO FOR "MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU" (FUCKING LONG TITLE NAME) PREMIERED TODAY. ITS CUTE.

http://www.kelly-clarkson.es/
(FOLLOW THE LINK TO WATCH. IT CANT BE EMBEDDED)

I DON'T REALLY GET THE CONCEPT. THROWING THINGS OUT OF A WINDOW? GETTING INTO FIGHTS WHILE DRIVING? I DUNNO, I THINK IT COULD HAVE BEEN MADE BETTER. BUT I STILL THINK ITS A CUTE VIDEO! UNFORTUNATELY, KELLY ISN'T A SIZE 2 IN THIS VIDEO, I'M GUESSING MORE OF A 6? SHE LOOKS GOOD, AND SHE HAS A CUTE FACE BUT DAMN GURL... IF YOUR GOING OT MAKE A COMEBACK GET INTO THE BEST SHAPE EVA.

ANYWAY I GIVE THIS VIDEO A B- (MOSTLY THE SONG SAVES IT.)

ON BRITNEY:
SHE LOOKS HOT. HER CIRCUS TOUR IS ONLY ABOUT 2 MONTH FROM KICK-OFF AND SHE LOOKS HOT HOT HOT. HER BODY LOOKS AMAZING AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS ENERGY AND WITH SOME SNEAK-PREVIEWS I'M GETTING REALLY EXCITED FOR IT. THERE WAS A POSSIBLY SET-LIST GOING AROUND THE INTERNET LAST WEEK THAT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT SHOW SO AGAIN, I'M EXCITED.

HOWEVER SOCCER-MOMS AROUND THE NATION ARE BEING PRUDE-ISH AND STILL SAYING "IF YOU SEEK AMY" IS TOO CONTROVERSIAL AND IS DISRESPECTFUL. YEA, SO WHAT. CHANCES ARE YOUR KIDS ALREADY KNOW THESE WORDS. WHILE MAYBE "IF YOU SEEK AMY" IS NOT THE PROPER VERSION TO HIT STATION MID-DAY, THE EDITED "IF YOU SEE AMY" IS ACCEPTABLE, DON'T BAN THAT SHIT.

ON DANITY KANE:
THERE IS A NEW SEASON OF MAKING THE BAND COMING NEXT MONTH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN. AUBREY IS DOING PLAYBOY, D HAS SAID THAT SHE HAS MOVED ON AND WILL NOT RETURN TO THE GROUP UNLESS DIDDY ADMITS HE WAS WRONG AND THE OTHER THREE GIRLS ARE... PATHETIC WITHOUT THE OTHER 2. SO IM REALLY HOPING THAT WITH THIS NEXT SEASON DIDDY BRINGS BACK THE GIRLS TELL THEM IT WAS JUST A HOAX TO LET THEM KNOW HOW IT WOULD FEEL IF DANITY KANE WERE TO BREAK UP AND BRING THEM BACK TOGETHER. ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GET THEM CLOSER, IDC AS LONG AS MY GURLS GET BACK.

ON DAVID ARCHULETA:
I STILL LOVE THIS KID. I LIKE HIS VOICE. HE AIN'T BAD LOOKING AND HE LOOKS LIKE A REALLY DOWN TO EARTH, NICE GUY. I WOULDN'T MIND BEING HIS FRIEND. I'M ALSO REALLY FEELING HIS ALBUM RIGHT NOW. THERE ARE SOME SONG WHICH ARE JUST HORRIBLE BUT THEN THERE ARE ABOUT 5 WHICH ARE REALLY GOOD. I'M HOPING OT SEE A SECOND ALBUM FROM HIM, AND HOPEFULLY A MORE MATURE, EXPERIMENTAL SOUND.

MY VIDCHA PHONE.

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:08:14 GMT

ON VV BROWN:
I CAME ACROSS THIS NEW ARTIST NAMED VV BROWN AND I REALLY LIKED HER MUSIC VIDEO FOR "LEAVE." THE SONG IS CATCHY AND KINDA FUNKY. IM INTERESTED TO HEAR MORE FROM HER. CHECK HER OUT.

ON SAM SPARRO:
WELL I'VE KNOWN ABOUT HIM FOR A WHILE AND I ALWAYS LIKED HIM BUT FOR SOME REASON, THIS WEEK, I JUST CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIS MUSIC. I THINK HE IS A CUTEY AND HE IS SOOO GAY. I LOVE IT. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIS COVER OF "AMERICAN BOY"

ON "51 THINGS AROUND MY HOUSE":
I REALLY WANT TO MAKE ONE OF THESE VIDEO'S OF MY OWN. I THINK I COULD FIND SOME REALLY UNIQUE AND INTERESTING THINGS AROUND. YOU KNOW, I THINK THE "51 THINGS" YOU CHOOSE REALLY REPRESENT WHO YOU ARE YOU KNOW? ANYWAY HERE IS THE ORIGINAL VIDCHA.

ON KELLY CLARKSON:
HER NEW SINGLE "MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU" OFFICIALLY COMES OUT TOMORROW. HER NEW ALBUM IS DUE IN MARCH AND HONESTLY, IM EXCITED. "BREAKAWAY" WAS AN AWESOME ALBUM AND IT HAD LIEK 5 GOOD SINGLES OFF IT. HER LAST ALBUM "MY DECEMBER," DIDN'T HAVE AS MUCH OF A RESPONSE, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS NEW ALBUM WILL DO WELL.

"MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU," ASIDE FROM THE HORRIBLE TITLE NAME, AND THE OBVIOUS "SINCE U BEEN GONE" INFLUENCE, ITS ACTUALLY A CATCHY TRACK. KELLY GOES BACK TO THAT "POP-ROCK" SOUND SHE HAD IN 2004. I THINK THIS TRACK IS EITHER GOING TO BE THE NEW REPLACEMENT FOR "SINCE U BEEN GONE," AND WE'LL STILL BE HEARING IT 4 YEARS FROM NOW OR PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO HATE IT FOR BEING SO MUCH LIKE "SINCE U BEEN GONE." I'M HOPING FOR THE FORMER.

GOT MILK?

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:03:31 GMT

ON LADY GAGA:
WELL IT LOOKS LIKE SHE FINALLY DID IT. AFTER ABOUT 1/2 A YEAR SHE FINALLY MADE #1. WHILE ITS NOT 100% CONFIRMED IT LOOKS LIKE "JUST DANCE" WILL BE ON TOP OF THE CHARTS THIS WEEK AND CAN I JUST SAY... ITS ABOUT MOTHER FUCKING TIME. THIS BITCH'S SINGLE CAME OUT IN APRIL AND SINCE THEN SHE HAS BEEN WORKING HER ASS OFF WITH PROMOTIONS AND MILKING THESE 15 MINS OF FAME FOR ALL ITS WORTH... I THINK THIS BITCH IS HERE TO STAY. ALSO... JUST WATCH THIS VIDEO OF HER SINGING LIVE. SHE SOUNDS GREAT. YOU CAN TELL THAT THIS GIRL IS A REAL MUSICIAN NOT JUST A POSER.

ON BRITNEY:
HER NEXT SINGLE IS PLANNED TO BE "IF YOU SEEK AMY." HUH? WHY? THE SONG ISN'T SINGLE MATERIAL. RADIO STATIONS WILL BE DOUBTFUL ABOUT PLAYING THE SONG BECAUSE IT MAY OFFEN PEOPLE, AND IF BY ANY MEANS THEY PLAN TO RELEASE A "CLEAN" VERSION, THE SONG WILL LOOSE ITS CHARM AND THEN BECOME MEDIOCRE. WTF? "IF YOU SEEK AMY?" REALLY? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS UNTIL I SEE A MUSIC VIDEO. I THINK THE NEXT SINGLE SHOULD BE "OUT FROM UNDER" OR "SHATTERED GLASS." JUST SAYIN'.

ALSO ON BRITNEY, I WILL BE SURPRISED IF SHE FINISHES HER TOUR IN ITS ENTIRETY AND DOESN'T DECIDE TO CANCEL 1/2 HER DATES. LETS HOPE SHE HAS THE WILL POWER TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO LA WHEN I SEE HER. FINGERS-CROSSED.

ON MILK:
ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER! NO JOKE. I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS MOVIE. IT WAS EMOTIONAL, IT WAS POWERFUL, IT WAS INSPIRING, IT DID EVERYTHING IT INTENDED TO DO. I LEFT THE THEATRE CRYING, NO JOKE. I REALLY DO WISH THIS MOVIE WOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED PRIOR TO THE '08 ELECTIONS AS I FEEL IT COULD HAVE SERIOUSLY SWAYED SOME VOTES. ITS A MOVIE WELL-WORTH SEEING.

ON SHOES:
ITS WINTER TIME HERE AT UCSB AND THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF FOOTWEAR THAT HAVE BEEN MAKING THE ROUNDS THAT HAVE BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY. FIRST OF ALL WE HAVE FLIP-FLOPS.

GENERALLY I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THESE. BUT DAMN IT!!! EVEN IN THE WINTER!!! I MEAN THIS MORNING, IN THE COLD, FOGGY, MISTY MORNING I COUNTED AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE WEARING FLIP-FLOPS ON MY WAY TO CLASS AND LET ME JUST SAY... I DON'T GET IT!!! FOR ONE, ITS COLD OUTSIDE, YOU KNOW YOUR GOING TO BE WARMER WEARING SOMETHING WITH SOCKS. SECOND OF ALL, THEY CAN TURN ANY OUTFIT FROM CHIC TO WAY TO CASUAL (FOR EXAMPLE I HAD A PROFESSOR WEARING A SUIT WITH FLIP-FLOPS... THATS A NO NO, I MEAN WHY EVEN BOTHER THEN?) THIRD OF ALL, THEY AREN'T EVEN THAT COMFORTABLE. THEY AREN'T ANY MORE COMFORTABLE THAN A PAIR OF GOOD SHOES. OH AND FOR THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAY "I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO BUY OTHER SHOES," HERE'S A NEWS FLASH... RAINBOWS ARE NOT THAT CHEAP. YOU MIGHT AS WELL BUY SOME REAL SHOES INSTEAD OF THOSE THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE WORN YEAR ROUND.

I ALSO HATE THESE:

I JUST HATE THESE BECAUSE THEY ARE UGLY. THEY ALWAYS WERE, THEY ALWAYS WILL BE AND THEY CAN LOOK REALLY TRASHY, REALLY EASILY. I GET IT, THEY ARE "REALLY" COMFORTABLE, AND HEY, EVEN I HAVE SOME UGG MOCASSINS, BUT I WILL NOT WEAR THEM OUTSIDE. I AM NOT WILLING TO PUT PEOPLE THROUGH THE DISCOMFORT THAT IS LOOKING AT THEM. THE ONLY THING THAT IS WORSE THAN THESE ARE FAKE-UGGS, YOU KNOW THE ONES LINED WITH THE FUR AND THE LITTLE PLUSH BALLS. WTF. UGLY. DO NOT WANT.

WHAT I DON'T GET IS THAT WOMEN HAVE SO MANY GREAT SHOE CHOICES AND THEY SETTLE FOR THIS. IF I WERE A GIRL, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET ME OUT OF THESE.

THAT'S ALL IM SAYIN'.

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:09:10 GMT

ON EDGAR:
ONE YEAR AGO EDGAR AND I STARTED DATING. ALTHOUGH THE YEAR HAS GONE BY QUICKLY, IT FEELS LIKE A YEAR. IT FEELS LIKE WE'VE GROWN TOGETHER, AND WE'VE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES, SOME BAD, SOME ALRIGHT, BUT WE'VE MADE SOME GREAT MEMORIES IN THE PAST YEAR AND HE WILL ALWAYS HOLD A SPECIAL LITTLE PLACE IN MY HEART.

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY BAYBAY.

ON SUPER MASH BROS:
SUPER MASH BROS. IS A NEW GROUP I FOUND TODAY AND I AM ALREADY LOVING THEM. THEIR SOUND IS SIMILAR TO "GIRL TALK'S" IN THAT THEY GET THE BEST MUSIC AROUND AND MASH IT UP TO CREATE A NEW DIFFERENT, INTERESTING SOUND. THEIR MASH-UPS RANGE FROM BRITNEY TO LIL' WAYNE TO IMGEON HEAP TO MICHAEL JACKSON. CHECK 'EM OUT, THEIR ALBUM IS FREE.

http://lazerwolf.com/

ON LILY ALLEN VS. KATY PERRY:
THESE BITCHES HAVE HAD A LITTLE FEUD GOING ON FOR SOME TIME NOW. KATY PERRY HAD THE AUDACITY TO CALL HERSELF THE "SKINNY VERSION OF LILY ALLEN." NATURALLY, LILY DIDN'T TURN THE CHEEK AND STARTED, VERY PUBLICLY, ANNOUNCING HER HATE FOR KATY PERRY. TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, PERRY HAS NOTHING ON ALLEN. I DON'T THINK PERRY EVEN WRITES HER MUSIC, SHE DOESN'T HAVE AS MUCH CHARISMA OR HALF THE PERSONALITY. SURE, ALLEN CAN BE OBNOXIOUS AND OVER-THE-TOP BUT I FEEL SHE THAT IS WHO SHE GENUINELY WHO SHE IS, WHEREAS PERRY WILL DO IT JUST TO GET ATTENTION.

KATY PERRY, YOU FAIL.

ON RIHANNA:
THIS GIRL HAS DEMO'S LEAKING ALL OVER THE PLACE. ABOUT A MONTH AGO A SONG TITLED "IM SPECIAL, BITCH," LEAKED ON THE INTERNET. LAST WEEK "EMERGENCY ROOM," WHICH FEAT. AKON, WAS FOUND AND JUST YESTERDAY "BAD GIRL (FEAT. CHRIS BROWN)" CAME OUT. ALTHOUGH I'M NOT THAT BIG OF A RIRI FAN, SO FAR THESE SONGS SOUND GOOD. I THINK I'M JUST HAPPY THAT SHE IS COMING OUT WITH SOMETHING NEW. I MEAN THIS GIRL HAS BEEN MILKING "GOOD GIRL GONE BAD" FOR ALL IT'S WORTH. THE ALBUM CAME OUT NEARLY 2 YEARS AGO AND SHE IS STILL THINKING OF RELEASING ANOTHER SINGLE, IN FACT 4 MORE SINGLES, A DIFFERENT SINGLE IN EACH CONTINENT. YEP. SO THAT WOULD MEAN SHE WOULD HAVE RELEASED 11 SONGS OF 15. A LITTLE TOO MUCH? I THINK SO. THATS ENOUGH RIHANNA.

ON BRITNEY:
WELL. WHILE I THINK THAT "CIRCUS" WAS A GOOD ALBUM AND I WAS REALLY EXCITED TO GO SEE HER ON TOUR (AND YES I PAID $150 JUST FOR 1 TICKET) I THINK THAT THE EXCITEMENT IS BUILDING DOWN. I MEAN, BRITNEY STARTED OFF STRONG, WITH AN MTV SPECIAL DEDICATED TO HER, A DOCUMENTARY, SEVERAL WORLD-WIDE PERFORMANCES, (ALTHOUGH TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST I DON'T THINK ANY ONE OF THOSE WAS IMPRESSIVE) BUT NOW IT SEEMS LIKE THINGS ARE STARTING TO GO DOWNHILL AGAIN. I MEAN EVERYONE IS CRITICAL OF HER STAGE-PRESENCE, SHE IS UNDER STRICT SUPERVISION, HER TOUR DIRECTOR AND CHOREOGRAPHER HAVE QUIT, SHE "ALLEGEDLY" ISN'T FOLLOWING HER STRICT DIET PLAN AND WELL "CIRCUS" ISN'T DOING AS WELL AS IT COULD HAVE POTENTIALLY DONE. SHE HASN'T BOTHERED DOING ANY ADDITIONAL INTERVIEWS, OR PERFORMANCES AND WELL, I PERSONALLY FEEL LIKE HER HEART ISN'T IN THIS. HOPEFULLY SHE PROVES ME WRONG BUT WE'LL SEE.

Welcome To '09

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:12:48 GMT

LAST WEEK I WENT TO COFFEE WITH JO AND SHELBY AND SHELBY MADE A CONFESSION TO ME... SHE ACTUALLY READ MY LJ. HA. SO BECAUSE IT'S THE NEW YEAR I FIGURED, "WHAT BETTER TIME TO START 'BLOGGING' AGAIN?" MAYBE I'LL LOOK BACK AT THIS A YEAR FROM NOW AND BE LIKE, DAMN THAT WAS A YEAR AGO.

ON NYE: WE KICKED OFF 2009 IN A GOOD WAY. TWO DAYS AGO I DECIDED TO JUST HAVE A "PARTY" AT MY PLACE, BETTER THAN BEING STUCK WITH BORING FAMILY FRIENDS ALL NIGHT. SO JOANNA, KYLE, ADAM, ARIANNA, EVAN (UGH), TALIA, MALLORY, NATALIE, WILLIAM, REB AND ANGELA CAME OVER. LET'S RECAP:

JOANNA WAS COMPOSED.
KYLE WAS PRETTY QUIET THE WHOLE NIGHT, NOT QUIET PAULA DEEN STATUS.
ADAM WAS ADAM, ALWAYS FUN.
ARIANNA WAS PRETTY DRUNK, BUT I THINK SHE'S LEARNED WHEN TO STOP.
EVAN WAS... NOT INVITED.
TALIA WAS QUIET DRUNK AND MAKING OUT WITH WILLIAM.
MALLORY WAS M.I.A. FOR LIKE 2 HOURS, SHE WAS TALKING TO HER BOO ON THE PHONE.
NATALIE WAS LATE, BUT ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
WILLIAM WAS... WELL... VERY HYPER.
REB WAS... WELL... VERY THROWING UP IN THE TOILET.
ANGELA WAS... WELL... THE SLOPPY DRUNK ASS BITCH THAT PUKED NOT IN THE TOILET, SINK, OR ANYWHERE REASONABLE.

THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY NIGHT WERE PROBABLY
1) JUST BEING DRUNK AS FUCK WHEN THE NEW YEAR HIT.
2) TALIA ROLLING AROUND ON THE GROUND FOLLOWED BY HER HEAD BREAKING THE BOTTLE OF WINE.
3) WATCHING WILLIAM RUN AROUND THE WHOLE HAUS LIKE A PUPPY.
4) WATCHING ANGELA EAT SHIT AS SHE WAS WAS GETTING PAPER TOWELS FOR REB... WHO WAS SLEEPING ON THE TOILET.

OVERALL IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, EVEN THOUGH I HAD TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM BITCHES.

HOWEVER... I DO HAVE PARTY WOUNDS FROM THE BROKEN BOTTLE OF WINE (I THINK)

JUST A LITTLE REMINDED IM GOING TO CARRY AROUND FOR A WHILE.

ON THIS YEAR'S MUSIC:
I THINK WE HAD A GOOD SHARE OF MUSIC THIS YEAR. HERE ARE THE ALBUMS I THINK MADE AN IMPACT ON MY iTUNES

JANET JACKSON : DISCIPLINE
ASHLEE SIMPSON : BITTERSWEET WORLD (MADE A SMALL IMPACT)
JASON MRAZ : WE SING, WE DANCE, WE STEAL THINGS (SEXY MOTHERFUCKER)
MARIAH CAREY: E=MC2
FLO RIDA: MAIL ON SUNDAY
MADONNA : HARD CANDY
LEONA LEWIS : SPIRIT
COLDPLAY : VIVA LA VIDA (REALLY GOOD ALBUM)
KATY PERRY : ONE OF THE BOYS (KINDA DONT LIKE HER BUT HET MUSIC IS OK)
SANTOGOLD : SANTOGOLD
PUSSYCAT DOLLS : DOLL DOMINATION
GIRLICIOUS : GIRLICIOUS (SHAMEFUL BUT I LISTENED TO IT)
DAVID ARCHULETA : DAVID ARCHULETA
PINK : FUNHOUSE
ALL AMERICAN REJECTS : WHEN THE WORLD COMES DOWN
CHRISTINA AGUILERA : KEEPS GETTING BETTER
KANYE WEST : 808S AND HEARTBREAKS
THE KILLERS : DAY AND AGE
RIHANNA : GOOD GIRL GONE BAD (RE-RELEASE)
THE TING TINGS : WE STARTED NOTHING
OF MONTREAL : SKELETAL LAMPING

AND OTHER MENTIONABLE ALBUMS THAT I DID NOT GET INTO:

PANIC AT THE DISCO : PRETTY. ODD. (THE ALBUM DISAPPOINTED)
ESTELLE : SHINE (OTHER THAN AMERICAN BOY, NOPE)
ASHANTI : THE DECLARATION
USHER : HERE I STAND
LIL WAYNE: THE CARTER
MLEY CYRUS : BREAKOUT
JONAS BROTHERS : A LITTLE BIT LONGER
NE-YO : YEAR OF THE GENTLEMAN
AKON : FREEDOM
FALL-OUT BOY : FOLLIE A DEUX

HOWEVER A COUPLE OF ALBUMS REALLY STAND OUT:

DANITY KANE : WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE
THIS ALBUM BASICALLY DOMINATED ALL MY PLAYLIST FOR THE FIRST 1/2 OF 2008. AT FIRST IT TOOK SOME TIME GETTING INTO IT BUT THEN I ADORED IT. IT HAD SOME REALLY GOOD JOINTS AND I HAD SOME REALLY GREAT TIMES. FROM THE DRAG SHOW TO SINGING ALONG WITH EDGAR TO DANCING IN THE IN & OUT PARKING LOT. I ALSO GOT TO MEET AUNDREA ON STATE STREET AND I GOT TO SEE THEM AT THE CRIB A COUPLE MONTHS LATER. IT'S A SHAME THAT DIDDY DECIDED TO BREAK THEM UP. THEY NEEDED NEW MANAGEMENT.

LADY GAGA : THE FAME
POSSIBLY THE BEST ALBUM OF THIS YEAR. FROM THE SECOND I HEARD "JUST DANCE" I LOVED IT. I PLAYED IT FOR EVERYONE OF MY FRIENDS, THEY LEARNED TO LOVE IT. THEY PLAYED IT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD AND NOW SHE IS NUMBA 3. I SAW HER AT THE AVALON, IT WAS GREAT. AT FIRST SHE BUGGED ME BUT THEN I LEARNED TO LOVE HER. I LOVE THAT SHE WRITES HER OWN MUSIC, PRODUCES IT, AND LOOKS FIERCE DOING IT. I WANNA BE LADY GAGA WHEN I GROW UP.

BEYONCE : I AM... SASHA FIERCE
THIS BITCH DOMINATED THE 2ND HALF OF 2008. HER "SINGLE LADIES" WAS EVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE, INCLUDING ME, LEARNED TO DANCE TO IT. SHE HAS SOME AMAZING BALLADS, SUCH AS "HALO" AND SHE TRULY PROVES HERSELF TO BE A "DIVA." EVEN MY MOM WAS IMPRESSED WITH BEYONCE WHEN SHE HEARD HER ALBUM. THE BITCH IS QUEEN B.

BRITNEY SPEARS : CIRCUS
PROBABLY THE ALBUM I WAS MOST EXCITED TO GET. JUST AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR SHE WAS CRAZY AND NOW SHE IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD ( MAYBE A LITTLE FAST.) I GOT TO BE PART OF THE "FOR THE RECORD," LIVE COUNTDOWN AND IT TURNS OUT BRITNEY REALLY IS SAD. BUT HER ALBUM IS GOOD. IT'S NOT AMAZING BUT IT DOESN'T DISAPPOINT. "CIRCUS" IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE SONG SINCE "TOXIC," BUT THE REST OF THE TRACKS AREN'T GOOD AS BLACKOUT, OR IN THE ZONE FOR THAT MATTER.

SO THAT WAS MY POV ON THIS YEAR'S NYE AND THIS YEAR'S MUSIC.

Its Been A While

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:22:28 GMT

SO I FEEL LIKE THERE HAS BEEN A LOT GOING ON SINCE MY LAST POST.

ON ME:
I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING SICK. NOT COOL. MY THROAT HURTS. ITS ALL COBO'S FAULT.

ON LADY GAGA:
THE BITCH IS FIERCE... THERE IS NO DENYING IT. I WENT TO HER CONCERT AT TIGERHEAT ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO... IT WAS FEROSH. THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE BUT I HAD FUN. SHE STARTED OF WITH "BEAUTIFUL DIRTY RICH" FOLLOWED BY "POKERFACE" THEN PERFORMED HER NEW SONG "STARSTRUCK" AND CLOSED WITH "JUST DANCE." SHE ALSO CROWD SURFER AND JUMPED RIGHT ON EDGAR'S FACE... IT WAS CUTE. WE ALSO GOT TO MEET THE FABULOUS ONCH FROM PARIS' BFF.

ON AUNDREA FIMBRES:
I GOT TO MEET THE BITCH JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET. SHE WAS SOOOO CUTE. I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE BECAUSE I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT SHE WAS JUST IN SANTA BARBARA FOR NO REASON JUST WALKING DOWN WITH HER POTENTIAL BOO POTENTIAL GAY FRIEND. IT WAS CUTE, I TOLD HER ABOUT THE DRAG SHOW, I DANCE FOR HER, IT WAS CUTE. DANITY KANE DEFINITELY NEEDS TO GET BACK TOGETHER. I MOTHER FUKING HATE DIDDY.

ON CHRISTINA:
HER GREATEST HITS CD IS ALMOST OUT AND HER 3 NEW TRACKS HAVE LEAKED. GENIE 2.0, I LOVE IT. ITS GENIE IN A BOTTLE ONLY 2008, I COULDN'T STOP SINGING IT. YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE (BEAUTIFUL), UM... I THINK I NEED TO BE HIGH OR ON SOME TYPE OF DRUG TO BE ABLE TO REALLY ENJOY THIS SONG. JUST SAYING. THEN THERE IS DYNAMITE, I THINK ITS A SONG THAT HAS TO GROW ON YOU AND SO FAR... IT HASN'T.

CHRISTINA ALSO (FINALLY) RELEASED HER MUSIC VIDEO FOR KEEPS GETTING BETTER. JUST TO BE NICE... I HATE IT. IT SEEMS LIKE IT HAS NO REAL DIRECTION ITS JUST CHRISTINA IN DIFFERENT RIDICULOUS OUTFITS. I DONT LIKE IT. THATS ALL I'M GOING TO SAY.

ON DAVID ARCHULETA:
HIS NEW ALBUM LEAKED AND ITS CUTE. IT ACTUALLY HAS A COUPLE GOOD SONGS I HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT MORE BUT OVERALL I LIKE IT.

ON BEYONCE:
HER "I AM... SASHA FIERCE" ALBUM IS NEWLY LEAKED AND I LIKE IT.

You Know What Grinds My Gear?

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 01:08:07 GMT

THE PICK UP ARTIST:

SERIOUSLY? I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE "THE PICK-UP ARTIST" HIMSEL IS REALLY HOT OR EVEN ATTRACTIVE. ITS JUST SOME JOE-WANNABE-ROCKSTAR WITH AN OVER INFLATED EGO. SERIOUSLY. I MEAN LOOK AT THAT PICTURE! DIDN'T PAM ANDERSON WEAR THAT HAT TO THE VMAS? UGH IM JUST SAYING IF A GUY LIKE THAT TRIED TO HIT ON ME I WOULD BE OFFENDED, NO I DON'T WANT NO STDS! UGH, HE GRINDS MY GEARS! AND JUST FOR THE RECORD... THE OTHER TWO GUYS ARE NOT THAT CUTE EITHER BUT FOR THE RECORD... I THINK THE ONE OF THE LEFT IS CUTER THAN THE ACTUAL MAIN GUY. ANYWAY, THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS, IT GRINDS MY GEARS.

MADONNA'S BODY MASS INDEX:

I MEAN REALLY? I GET THAT SHE WANTS TO BE FIT AND FAB BUT.... HONEY... EAT A BURGER. STOP WORKING OUT JUST FOR A MONTH. YOUR STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A WORN-OUT GRANDMA. A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS BUT THIS PICTURE SAYS 2000 WORDS.

HALLOWEEN MOVIES:

HALLOWEEN MOVIES THAT HAVE MORE THAN 3 PARTS. SERIOUSLY? UNLESS THE STORY WAS PLANNED TO HAVE 5 OR 6 PARTS WHY MAKE IT 5 OR 6 PARTS? LIKE IS THERE REALLY NO CREATIVITY LEFT IN THE WORLD TO THE POINT THAT WE JUST HAVE THE SAME MOVIE OVER AND OVER PARTS 1-26? LIKE COME ON JUST GIVE IT A DIFFERENT TITTLE.

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:15:22 GMT

ON CHRISTINA:
I REALLY DON'T GET WHY SOME PEOPLE GIVE HER SO MUCH SHIT. I MEAN, PERSONALLY I THINK SHE IS UNDER-APPRECIATED. SHE ISN'T BRITNEY BUT NO ONE EVER SAID SHE WAS TRYING TO. I MEAN SURE BRITNEY IS A BETTER PERFORMER AND WE LOVE HER CHARASMATIC LAUGH AND SHE HAS GIVEN US TONS OF TABLOIDS TO TALK ABOUT BUT HEY... SO HAS CHRISTINA. I MEAN IN ALL HONESTY THE GIRL CAN SING BETTER THAN BRITNEY (SURE SOMETIMES HER VOICE CAN BE A LITTLE TOO MUCH BUT HEY, SHE DOESN'T LIP SYNC.) HER DANCING ISN'T ALL THAT BAD AND SHE HAS SOME GOOD/POWERFUL SONGS... WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME BRITNEY GAVE US A MEANINGFUL BALLAD? "I'M NOT A GIRL?" OH YEA REAL EMOTIONAL. ALL I'M SAYING IS STOP HATING ON CHRISTINA BECAUSE SHE ISN'T BRITNEY. HATE ON HER BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY INSTEAD.
(IS THAT A DILDO YOUR HOLDING X-TINA?)

ON LADY GAGA:
THIS IS UGGGS. I'M SORRY LG, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOUR MUSIC, I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MUSIC BUT HONEY... THAT HAIR, THAT MAKE-UP, THAT NOSE... ITS NOT WORKING FOR YOU.

I'M GOING TO GO SEE HER THIS WEEK-END NON-THE-LESS AT TIGERHEAT IN LA. SOOOO EXCITED.

HERE ARE HER TWO NEW VIDEOS.

BEAUTIFUL DIRTY RICH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03g9SlfnWos
WE STILL CAN'T SEE THE BITCH'S FACE FOR 3/4 OF THE VIDEO (WHICH IS PROBABLY FOR THE BEST) BUT IT MAKES ME WONDER IF THERE IS A REALY LADY GAGA OUT THERE OR JUST 10 GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER AND ARE INTER-CHANGEABLE AND GO BY LADY GAGA. I DUNNO.

THE VIDEO IS CUTE. ITS NOT GREAT BUT ITS A GOOD SONG. I DO FIND IT THE WHOLE IDEA ODD. I'M JUST SAYIN' IF I WALKED IN A ROOM AND PEOPLE WERE HUMPING/BURNING MONEY I WOULD BE A LITTLE FREAKED OUT. BUT THE BITCH IS FIERCE... EVEN THROUGH HER UGLY FACE, UNCREATIVE VIDEOS, AND RIDICULOUS POSES.

POKERFACE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdpSmNMg1is
THE GIRL IS GETTING BETTER AT SHOWING HER ACTUAL FACE.

OK SO THIS BUGS ME... EVERY ONE OF HER VIDEOS LOOKS LIKE IT WAS FILMED AT THE SAME HOUSE WITH WITH A FEW EXTRAS AND SOME FEW DANCE MOVES. JUST SAYIN' PUT SOME MORE CREATIVITY INTO YOUR VIDEOS GIRL! HOWEVER, I FIND THE OPENING SCENE SUPER HOT! BUT I DONT GET THE REST OF THE VIDEO, ITS JUST PEOPLE SITTING AROUND BEING FIERCE AND POSING... JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER VIDEO. I DON'T SEE HOW IT RELATED TO THE SONG AT ALL. WHATEVER, I STILL LIKE HER.

ON DANITY KANE:
WELL HE DID IT, HE MANAGED TO PISS ME OFF LIKE NO OTHER. FUCKING SEAN COMBS. HE MADE THE BAND THEN BROKE IT UP. THIS BETTER BE A PUBLICTY STUNT. THATS ALL I'M SAYING. THESE GIRLS ARE THE ONLY ARTIST ON HIS LABEL THAT ARE DOING SEMI-WELL AND HE DECIDED TO BREAK THEM UP. I SECRETLY THINK THAT HE DOESNT WANT ANYONE TO BE AS BIG AS HE WAS, BUT HONESTLY, HE WASN'T REALLY EVER THAT BIG. I REALLY FEEL LIKE THIS MAY BE THE END OF DANITY KANE, UNLESS SEAN CHANGES HIS MIND.

AUBREY- I LOVE YOU GIRL. I THINK YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. IF HE IS THE OWNER OF THE LABEL HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TELLING THE REST OF THE GROUP WHAT IS GOING ON IF HE TAKES ONE OF THE GIRLS AND WANTS TO WORK WITH HER FOR HIS RECORD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ELLOQUENT IN WHAT YOU WERE SAYING AND HONESTLY... IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE THE ONLY GIRL IN THE GROUP WHO HAS A BRAIN. I DON'T HOWEVER LIKE THAT YOU THREW DAWN UNDER THE BUS. I MEAN UNLESS YOU KNEW FOR A FACT THAT SHE WAS DOING SOMETHING SOLO, DON'T BRING IT UP. I THINK THAT IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT UP WITH HER ON A FACE-TO-FACE PRIVATE MANNER. I ALSO DON'T LIKE HOW SLUTTY/TRASHY YOU'VE GOTTEN. BUT I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR THE BREAK UP.

DAWN- I USED TO LOVE YOU... TELL ME WHERE ALL THAT LOVE WENT? I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU REALLY WERE WORKING ON A SOLO PROJECT AND THIS BREAK-UP WAS JUST SEAN'S WAY OF MAKING YOU LOOK INNOCENT AND NOT THE TRAITOR. PLUS IF THE BAND WERE TO DECIDE TO SWITCH LABELS YOU WOULD BE THE ONE WHO WOULD REFUSE AND STAY WITH DIDDY. THIS BAND WAS NEVER ABOUT YOU AND IT WILL NEVER BE ABOUT YOU.

SHANNON- BEIGE. I LOVE YOU. I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE FIERCE, FROM THE VERY BEGINNING WHEN EVERYONE IGNORED YOU AND CALLED YOU BEIGE I WAS ALWAYS CALLED YOU... THE FIERCE WHITE GIRL. SHANNON IF ANYONE IS GETTING SCREWED... ITS YOU.

D. WOODS- WHERE THE FUCK DID HIS DECISION TO TAKE YOU OFF THE GROUP COME FROM? I MEAN SERIOUSLY. HE WAS TALKING TO AUBREY THEN NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE KICKS YOU OFF... WTF? THROUGH THE WHOLE 3-4 SEASONS YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ONE TO COMPLAIN. WTF. I'M HERE FOR YOU GIRL.

AUNDREA- YOU ARE MY GIRL. YOU ARE ME. WE ARE ONE. BUT GIRL, YOU GOTTA PATCH THINGS UP WITH AUBREY. YOU TWO USED TO BE BEST FRIENDS BACK IN SEASON 1 AND 2. WHAT HAPPENED? ITS TRUE SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DOING HAIRSPRAY, ITS TRUE SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN 1/2 NAKED ON EVERY MAGAZINE EVER BUT GIRL... YOU MADE DANITY KANE. I WAS SURPRISED YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TO WANT OUT. I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU.

DANITY KANE NEED TO GET TOGETHER... FOR MY WELL-BEING. IT WILL NEVER BE DANITY KANE WITHOUT EBONY AND IVORY.

OHAI.

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:03:24 GMT

OHAI.

ON BRITNEY:
SO BRITNEY'S VIDEO PREMIERED LAST NIGHT. THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED IT I WAS DISAPPPOINTED. THE SECOND TIME I WATCHED IT I THOUGH IT WAS ALRIGHT. THE THIRD TIME I LIKED IT. I THINK I'M CLOSE TO LOVING IT NOW.

LINK(BECAUSE EMBEDDING IS NOT ALLOWED)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-23EToh43M

WHILE I DO THINK THAT THE VIDEO COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN WHAT IT WAS, ITS NOT A BAD VIDEO. HERE ARE THE REASONS FOR WHY I LOVE IT AND HATE IT.

OK I LOVE THE OPENING SAUNA SCENE WHERE SHE IS PRACTICALLY NAKED. ITS SYMBOLIC, ITS HER BEING RE-BORN. IN REALITY THOUGH, ITS JUST HER SHOWING OFF SAYING... "HEY Y'ALL I'M HOT AGAIN!" I HATE THE FACT THAT SHE LOOKS SWEET AND INNOCENT IN THE FACE-CLOSE UPS RATHER THAN LIKE A BITCH. I DON'T REALLY GET THE WHOLE COOKING HIM EGGS SCENE. I THINK SHE COULD BE MORE BAD-ASS LESS SWEET IN IT. I LOVE THE SEXXINESS OF THE MAN.

I HATE THAT HE LOOKS AT HIS CUP OF COFFEE LIKE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT YET WE NEVER FIND OUT WHATS WRONG WITH IT, IT REALLY BUGS ME OCD MAYBE. I LIKE THE FACT THAT BRITNEY LOOKS HOT EVEN WITH SHORT BLACK HAIR AND THAT SHE IS PLAYING HIM LIKE A TOY. I HATE THE FACT THAT SHE ISN'T REALLY DANCING JUST KINDA DANCING AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY FOR HER IS FAIRLY SIMPLE. I DON'T GET WHY THE GUY IS POSING AS HE IS GETTING WHEELED OFF. I LOVE THE WHOLE OFFICE BACK TO NORMAL AND OFF TO THE COPIER. I DON'T GET THE CELL-PHONE THING, SHE ISN'T EVEN DOING IN PERSON WHAT SHE IS DOING ON THE PHONE. I LOVE THAT WHOLE SCENE THOUGH, EXCEPT FOR THE HOT-GUY'S BAD ACTING AND THE FAT MAN FROM "TOXIC" IN THE BACKGROUND JUST WATCHING

IM NOT SURE IF I LOVE OR HATE THE IDEA OF HAVING A WAITRESS GIVE A CUSTOMER A LAPDANCE FOR NO REASON. I HATE THAT HER CHOREGRAPHY IS SILL SIMPLE AND THAT THE GUY IS, AGAIN, JUST AWKWARDLY STANDING BEHIND HER NOT REALLY DOING ANYTHING. I'M NOT SURE IF I LOVE OR HATE ALL THE "TOXIC" REFEENCES. I MEAN HAVEN'T WE ALREADY SEEN HER STRADDLING ANOTHER GUY, AND THE DIFFERENT COLORED HAIR, AND THE FAUX-NAKEDNESS... TOO MANY REFERENCES TO TOXIC IMO. I HATE/LOVE ALL THE NECK ROLLS, IT KINDA MAKES ME LAUGH THAT THATS ALL SHE DOES.

SO I DONT GET THE LIMO-SCENE (HAHA... PUN.) IS SHE SUCH A GOOD DRIVER THAT SHE CAN DRIVE WITH THER FOOT? OR ARE THEY JUST SWERVING ALL OVER THE PLACE? SOMETHING IS OFF ABOUT THIS OUTFIT TOO? BUT NO ONE CAN FIGURE IT OUT. IT SEEMS THAT FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES SHE LOOKS REALLY HOT THEN REALLY UGGS.

I DONT LIKE THAT NOW SHE IS WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES AGAIN AND BEING ALL SWEET. THE THREE OTHER BRITNEYS WHERE 3X BITCHIER THAN THIS ONE. SO WHY IS SHE SO NICE... STILL. I HATE THAT SHE KICKS HIM... WITH A TOE. I LOVE THAT THE OTHER THREE BRITNEY'S ARE HOLDING HIM DOWN. I DONT GET WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM... HE IS JUST CONSHUMED BY THE BED, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN?

I THINK THE VIDEO IS CHARGED WITH A BRITNEY THAT IS TOO SWEET, SIMPLE CHOREOGRAPHY, BAD ACTING AND TOO MANY TOXIC REFERENCES. ITS ALSO CHARGED WITH MULTIPLE HOT BRITNEY'S, A REALLYH HOT GUY, AND A COOL FUTURSTIC CONCEPT THAT ISN'T TOO STEREOTYPICAL.

VIDEO ON TRIAL!

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:25:13 GMT

SO A COUPLE OF ARTISTS DECIDED TO RELEASE THEIR VIDEOZ THIS WEEK.

LET ME DO WHAT I DO BEST. JUDGE.

ON CIARA:
"GO GIRL" WAS AN ALRIGHT SONG. ITS NOT AN INSTANT HIT BUT I THINK IT HAS POTENTIAL TO REACH THE TOP-ISH. IF YOU'RE A CC FAN YOU'D LOVE IT BUT OTHERWISE IT MIGHT TAKE SOME TIME FOR IT TO GROW ON YOU. THE VIDEO ON THE OTHER HAND. I THINK ITS A WIN. ITS SIMPLE, BUT SEXY AND ITS THE HOTTEST VIDEO SHE HAS MADE IN... WELL PROBABLY EVER. I GIVE THE DANCING IN THE VIDEO AN A+. ITS A LITTLE REMINICENT OF JANET JACKSON/MADONNA BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT SEE BRITNEY'S UPCOMING "WOMANIZER" IN THE FIRST SCENE.

OK SO ITS A LITTLE RIDICULOUS. I MEAN THE METAL BIKINI WITH THE LADY GAGA GLASSES AND THE MOTOCYCLE WITH THE SPARKS COMING OUT OF IT, AND THE POLE SLIDING... BUT HEY, I THINK ITS A SIMPLE VIDEO WITH GOOD ELEMENTS. I SAY B.

ON KANYE WEST:
I DON'T LIKE. EVERYONE AROUND ME SEEMS TO BE CREAMING THEIR PANTS OVER HIS NEW SINGLE "LOVE LOCKDOWN," BUT ITS TAKING ME SOME TIME TO FEEL IT. ITS OKAY. I MEAN ITS ON MY PLAYLIST, I LISTEN IT EVERY SO OFTEN BUT OVERALL I DONT LOVE IT AS MUCH AS OTHER PEOPLE. I DO LIKE THE FACT THAT HE IS SINGING INSTEAD OF RAPPING... BUT CAN THAT REALLY BE CALLED SINGING IF HIS VOICE IS ALTERED BECAUSE OF THE SYNTHESIZER? THAT AND I THINK ITS TOO LONG AND IT NEVER REALLY PICKS UP. I DON'T SEE MYSELF LOVING THIS UNLESS HE COMES UP WITH A REMIX

AS FOR THE VIDEO... I JUST DONT GET IT. I'M SORRY, I DON'T. LIKE THE SONG, I FEEL IT NEVER PICKS UP AND I'M LIKE WTF. MAYBE KANYE USED UP ALL HIS MONEY ON THE OTHER VIDEOS HE HAS MADE AND THUS HAD TO RESORT TO EVERYTHING WHITE AND GLOW IN THE DARK PAINT FOR THIS VIDEO. I SAY C-.

ON THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS:
I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE SONG. I DON'T FEEL IT WAS THE RIGHT SONG AFTER ALL THE HYPE THAT "WHEN I GROW UP" GOT. I'VE LISTENED TO IT OVER AND OVER AND ITS AN OKAY SONG BUT I THINK THERE ARE BETTER SONGS ON THE ALBUM THAN THIS ONE. I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS WERE TRYING TO 1-UP DANITY KANE WITH THEIR SONG BY FEAT, MISSY ELLIOT. WHILE THEY PROBABLY WILL DO BETTER ON THE CHARTS... I THINK THE VIDEO FAILS. (EVEN THOUGHT BAD GIRL WASN'T THAT GOOD OF A VIDEO TO BEIGN WITH.)

(UNFORTUNATELY I CANT ENABLE THE VIDEO BUT HERE IS THE LINK)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEhVS7FDnOs

OK DOES THAT GIRL BLONDE GIRL KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN A HIGH-KICK? YOU CAN'T MAKE A CAREER ON JUST A HIGH-KICK... OR CAN YOU? SECOND OF ALL... DIDN'T THEY ALREADY DO THE WHOLE VALLET/POLE DANCING SCENE IN "BUTTONS?" BUT MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN NICOLE WHATEVER BLOWS A KISS TO MISSY, WHO PROBABLY CREAMED HER PANTS LIKE MY LESBIAN FRIEND DOES WHENEVER SHE SEES NICOLE. I GIVE THE VIDEO A C. MAYBE C+.

ON BEYONCE:
SHE HAS TWO NEW SINGLES OUT. "LIKE A BOY" AND "SINGLE LADIES (PUT A RING ON IT)."

I'M NOT FEELING EITHER OF THE TWO. "LIKE A BOY" IS TOO MUCH OF A BALLAD, PLEASE... NO ONE WANTS A BALLAD. THEN "SINGLE LADIES" IS TOO... BORING, ITS TRIES TO BE A DANCE SONG BUT... IT FAILS. BRING BACK WHOEVER WROTE "CRAZY IN LOVE," TRUST ME BITCH, ITS BEST FOR YOU.

ON M.I.A.:
UM... SO THE BITCH WHO... I FELL IN LOVE WITH ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO IS NOW RE-RELEASING HER SOPHOMORE ALBUM AND RE-RELEASING HER FIRST SINGLE "BOYZ" WITH A REMIX FEAT.JAY-Z. I SWEAR IF THIS BECOMES A NUMBER ONE I WILL BE PISSED.

THATS ALL.

You Change Your Mind Like A Girl Changes Clothes.

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:42:46 GMT

Ok so...

on Katy Perry:
I've decided I like Katy Perry's "Hot 'N Cold." I think I may even go as far as calling it my favorite song for the week?

on Britney:
Her new video premires this FRIDAY on 20/20. They are already trying to cash in my promoting the release of her video on the show? But... WTF? What the hell do Britney and 20/20 have in common? Kinda random. But also... her single "Womanizer" is released tomorrow on iTunes. Make sure to buy it.

on Christina:
I'm really starting to like her. "Keeps Gettin' Better," is a good song and I think "Womanizer" kinda reminds me of it. But the reason I like her is because she is done competing with Britney. In a recent interview she had an "I know I'm second to Britney" attitude which I respect. I mean its partially true but I think it shows that she is more mature and even taking the high road to the never-ending-fued.

on Edgar Mendoza:
Today is our 9 month anniversary... Wow. 9 months. We're going out to dinner, probably to "Milk & Honey." I've never been there so I'll bring back my review in the near future. I love this kid, he makes me happy, even though we have our ups and downs, I still love him.

on Bitches near by:
I think its kinda funny when people say that something is "Indie" when they don't even know what "Indie" means. There is a BIG difference between "indie" and "punk." What YOU are describing is "punk" bitch not "indie." "Indie" is... "Bubbles and Cheesecake," "My Morning Jacket," even "Of Montreal." Never heard of them? Thats because they ARE indie... not... My Chemical Romance... fuck bitch... don't get it twisted baby girl. I hate it when people talk out of their ass. (although I have to admit I'm a pompous bitch when it comes to music because I feel I have better taste than most people.)

Hot Or Cold?

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:07:36 GMT

Katy Perry:
I don't know how I feel about Katy Perry.

Her new video for "Hot 'N Cold" was recently released. I like it. I mean the song is catchy, the video is cute overall its average which makes it difficult for me to decide. How do I feel about Katy Perry? I wanna like her to be honest but it seems like everyone around me hates her. I can see why, she looks like an attention wanting whore who is full of herself and thinks she is punk rock but is actually just a sell out. But hey, isn't that what 3/4 of all pop stars are? Then there is that whole "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It." The only reason that song was big because there are a lot of attention-wanting girls who agree with the song, there are a lot of horny frat boys who want to see girls kiss. But suprisingly enough the gays and lessies hate it. It promotes... fake lesbianism and apperently all the activist gays that care don't like it. WHATEVER. If Britney or Janet or Madonna came out with that same song you fickle bitches would be all about it

So I don't know. I want to like her but there are so many people around me that don't like her, and just make me aware of all her stupid shit so I don't know, I can't decide.

The Hills:
When the fuck are we going to have enough of these bitches!

Seriously. The whole show is just the same thing over and over and over again, my life is more interesting. We should have a show called "life in IV," a lot more interesitng in my opinion. (Although I must admit I'm also fickle and started watching a few minutes when I realized they were at the same restaurant I ate at last time I went to LA.) Fickle.

So as you may know... Whitney is now moving to NYC and the cameras are coming too and the show is going to be called... get ready... "The City." Lolz. But now, Audrina wants her own show and apperently she is talking to MTV about it... what is she going to move to Las Vegas and call is... "The Desert," or San Francisco and call it "The Bay?" Ugh... anyway... I hate these girls.

Womanizer.

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:15:02 GMT

Britney's new single has officially been released.

Its good. I don't think it has the really catchy factor that "Gimme More" had but I still have faith that the single will do well.

(Click to Download)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/194662519d50ead0/

On another note.

I found this DJ (LAZRtag) who does great remixes. I really like some of the songs he/she remixed.

Thats all.

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:23:25 GMT

Lets blog about my life.

So school officially started today. Whatever.

I have to get at least a B to get into the Comm department. I think I can do it, just work for it. Then I had Women's 80. It was alright. Everyone loved that lesbinim professor. I thought she was attrocious. She seems fake and she was dressed horribly... along with being fat. She seemed like one of those men-hating, heterophobic people. I hate those. Just live in peace with everyone don't try to supress the people who supressed you. Anyway... I'll just suck up to her and get an A.

Little Jackie:
Now... I just started really liking Little Jackie. She sings the theme from VH1's "New York Goes To Hollywood." Really her tumes are catchy. I feel like she is Lilly Allen and Macy Gray's love child. I approve.

Check her out.

http://media.giantstep.net/promo/littlejackie/Crying_For_The_Queen.mp3

Danity Kane:
In other news... do I smell a break-up in the near future?

I hope not. There have been rumors that Danity Kane is splitting up and that Dawn is going solo. She has released new solo songs on her myspace and about a month ago she had a birthday party to which none of the girls attended. I smell DRAMMMAZ!!!!

It also seems that Aubrey is trying to distance herself from the group by doing individual appearances, photoshoots and interviews. Aubrey is also playing the part of the rich, white, bitch on Broadway's "Hairspray."

While people have been saying that no such break-up is near, something deep in my gut says its coming. DON'T BREAK UP GIRLS! WE LOVE YOU! YOU ARE MY FAVORITES!

Britney Spears:
Ok I love her. I've becomed obsessed with her. I loved her last two albums, I can't resist it. You win Edgar.

Lyrics (and album artwork) for Britney's "Womanizer" have leaked.

Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what you’re doing?
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby

Look at you
Gettin' more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby

Womanizer

Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are

Womanizer

Daddy-O
You got the swagger of champions
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, but that's who you are, baby

Lollipop
Must mistake me as a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby

Maybe if we both lived in a different world
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't

The second one is a fake but personally, I think I like it better than the first.

DEJA VU

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:41:21 GMT

I'VE BEEN HAVING DEJA VU ALL DAY. LITERALLY THE LAST DEJA VU I HAD WAS 5 MINUTES AGO. REDICKS.

SO YESTERDAY I WENT OUT WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND WE JUST WALKED AROUND, TALKED AND ONE OF THE SUBJECTS THAT CAME UP WAS EX-S. SHE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HOW HER EX HAS BEEN IN HER HEAD A LOT AND HOW SHE CONFESSED TO ME THAT SHE WAS GUILTY OF "STALKING" HIM ON MYSPACE. WHICH LEFT ME THINKING, HOW MANY OF US ACTUALLY DO THIS?

I KNOW WE ARE ALL EMBARASSED TO ADMIT IT BUT LETS BE HONEST, I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DO IT AS A HOBBY, I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DO IT BECAUSE THEY ARE STILL FRIENDS AND I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DO IT ONCE, GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON. HELL EVEN I'VE DONE IT IN THE PAST. BUT WHY? I MEAN WE GAIN NOTHING OUT OF IT, OR DO WE? DO WE GET SATISFACTION KNOWING THAT THEIR BOX STILL READS "SINGLE?" BUT WHAT IF IT DOESN'T? I MEAN THEY ARE IN THE PAST FOR A REASON RIGHT, SO WHY TRY TO BRING THEM INTO THE PRESENT, UNLESS YOU WANT THEM TO BE HERE NOW. I DON'T KNOW SEEMS ODD TO ME. THAT'S WHY I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO LEAVE MY EX IN THE PAST.

ANYWAY... ON A MORE FUNNER NOTE.

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
THE SEASON STARTED ALMOST A MONTH AGO, AND THE LAST EPISODE WAS ABOUT 3 DAYS AGO BUT I THINK ITS TIME FOR ME TO GIVE MY EVALUTATION ON THE GIRLS. WHO I LOVE, WHO I HATE, WHO IS GOING TO WIN AND WHO IS GOING HOME.

I LOVE ANALEIGH. I MEAN NOT FOR BEING A MODEL BUT JUST FOR BEING A SWEATHEART. I THINK SHE IS REALLY CUTE AND WHILE SHE ISN'T HIGH FASHION FIERCE, SHE COULD TOTALLY DO COMMERCIALS. I MEAN THIS PICTURE ISN'T 1/2 BAD EITHER, I THINK TYRA IS JUST OUT TO GET HER. ON THE OTHER HAND, THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING DRASTIC TO HER LIKE CHOP OFF ALL HER HAIR. I LIKE ANALEIGH BUT I DON'T THINK SHE IS GOING TO BE AROUND MUCH LONGER. (FUCKING TYRA)

BRITTANY. I THINK SHE WAS CHEATED. I MEAN HER LAST PICTURE WAS A LITTLE WOMP WOMP AND THIS PICTURE ISN'T STUNNING (I MEAN SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS CAUGHT POOPING) BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, BRITTANY HAS A PRETTY FACE. SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER IN PICTURES THAN IN ANYTHING ELSE, SO I THINK SHE WAS CHEATED A LITTLE BIT,

I DON'T LIKE CLARK. MY LESBIAN FRIEND THINK SHE IS HOT, I KNOW STRAIGHT GUYS PROBABLY CREAM THEIR PANTS TOO, BUT I THINK SHE IS "FAKE HOT." YOU KNOW THE WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP, HAS NICE BOOBS AND WEARS TIGHT CLOTHES HOT. SHE IS A MAJOR BITCH, AND WELL I THINK SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE A MAN UNDERNEATH IT ALL. I DON'T THINK SHE HAS MUCH POTENTIAL. NOT ONE OF HER PICTURES HAS BEEN REALLY GOOD AND THE DARK HAIR REALLY WEIGHS HER DOWN. I THINK SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE BOTTOM THIS WEEK.

ELINA. I LOVE HER. EVEN WITH THAT HORRIBLE... HORRIBLE... HORRIBLE HAIR THAT TYRA DECIDED TO GIVE HER. IT LOOKS LIKE BRITTANY'S WEAVE FROM CYCLE 8 IS BACK AND THIS TIME IT'S PISSED AND HAS A VENGANCE. BUT AMAZINGLY ENOUGH... ELINA WORKS IT. SHE LOOKS SO GORGEOUS IN THIS PICTURE, JUST LIKE IN EVERY OTHER PICTURE SHE HAS TAKEN. IMO SHE IS ONE OF THE TOP 3 THIS CYCLE, BUT KNOWING TYRA, SHE WILL PROBABLY GET RID OF HER HALF-WAY THROUGH CLAIMING THAT SHE HAS "ONE LOOK" OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT.
P.S. ISN'T THIS A SWIMSUIT SHOOT? WHERE IS THE SWINSUIT IN THIS PICTURE?

HATE HER. I DON'T THINK SHE HAS MUCH POTENTIAL BESIDES THE FACT THAT SHE IS SKINNY AS A FUCK. THIS PICTURE IS HORRIBLE AND THIS TIME SHE CAN'T BLAME IT ON HER BEING "WHITE" OR FROM "ALASKA." SHE BETTER BE GONE NEXT WEEK.

I'M NOT A FAN OF ISIS. I MEAN, I GET THAT TYRA WANTED TO BE SHOCKING BY PUTTING A CHICK WITH A DICK (NO OFFENSE TO ALL MY TRANNIES OUT THERE) ON THE SHOW, BUT... I THINK SHE COULD HAVE FOUND SOMEONE BETTER THAN ISIS. BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT. THIS PICTURE IS ALMOST GOOD. IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT LAZY EYE, I WOULD APPROVE OF THIS PICTURE. AND ALTHOUGH I'M NOT FAN OF HERS, I THINK SHE CAN EXPECT MORE OF HER ON THE SHOW, WHY? BECAUSE LIKE WHITNEY, SHE WILL GET SLACK FROM TYRA AND, WHILE SHE MAY NOT BE THE WINNER, SHE WILL DEFINITELY MAKE THE TOP 5.

THIS BITCH HAS A FIERCE FACE. OK MAYBE NOT SO MUCH IN THIS PICTURE, BUT IN THE PAST 2, I'M LIKE... DAMN... WHAT? THIS PICTURE, THE POSE IS SOOO AWKWARD AND STIFF, BUT THAT FACE SAVES HER. ITS NOT STUNNING, BUT I THINK SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE SOLANGE KNOWLES BABY CHILD. I LIKE JOSLYN, SHE BRINGS HOME THE LOLZ. EVEN WITH THAT VOICE. I THINK SHE'LL MAKE IT TO THE FINAL 6.

HER NAME MAKES ME WANNA GO TO THE STORE AND BUY CHEESE AND CRACKERS. I HAVE TO SAY, SHE REMINDS ME OF A PORN STAR. THAT PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR, THE ICY BLUE EYES, IT LOOKS LIKE NOT MUCH IS GOING ON IN THAT HEAD, I DUNNO ITS JUST THE IMPRESSION SHE GIVES ME. BUT EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOKS LIKE A PORN STAR, I THINK SHE HAS POTENTIAL. THE FASHION INDUSTRY IS VERY STEREOTYPICAL AND LAUREN BRIE FITS INTO THAT STEREOTYPE. I SAY RUNNER UP. NOT BECUASE I LIKE HER THAT MIUCH BUT BECAUSE SHE IS THE FIRST TO COME UP IN THE OPENING (THE 1ST TO COME UP HASE BEEN RUNNER UP FOR THE PAST 5 SEASONS I BELIEVE)

LOVE MARJORIE! THIS PICTURE IS AMAZING, IMO. SHE LOOKS SO SEXY AND SEDUCTIVE AND JUST WOW. ITS HARD TO BELIEVE THIS IS THE SAME AWKWARD GIRL THAT CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WALMART AND WALGREENS. LOLZ. SHE HAS GREAT MODEL POTENTIAL, I THINK THE JUDGES WILL GET RID OF HER BECAUSE SHE SUCKS AT HER COMMERICAL, OR WALK POSSIBLY? IN MY OPINION SHE TAKES THE WIN.

LOVE HER, HATE THIS PICTURE. I MEAN HER FACE IS AMAZING BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS FALLING. I DON'T LIKE THIS PHOTOGRAPHER. OVERALL MCKEY IS NICE. LOOKS LIKE A MODEL, HAS A PERSONALITY, SHE MAKES IT TO THE FINAL 3, I KNOW IT. I'M NOT FEELING THAT HAIR THOUGH. IT MAKES HER LOOK SO MUCH OLDER, I THINK SHORTER AND LIGHTER WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER.

OK WHERE DID THIS GIRL COME FROM? SHE HAS SUCH A CUTE, FACE, CUTE PERSONALITY, SHE IS SO DOWN TO EARTH, I LOVE HER. SHE IS SO UNEXPECTED BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE ANY OTHER GIRL BUT WHEN SHE TAKES PICTURES SHE LOOKS STUNNING. SHE ODDLY REMINDS EDGAR OF BRITNEY SPEARS AND I CAN KINDA SEE WHY. SAM BETTER MAKE IT TO THE FINAL 4, UNLESS TYRA SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT HOW SHE IS TOO COMMERCIAL. WHATEVAA!

I THINK SHEENA SHOULD GO BACK TO BLACKHAIR. HER BROWN HAIR MAKES HER LOOK LIKE ANY OTHER GIRL FROM THE OC. WITH THAT BEING SAID... I LOOOOVE SHEENA. NOT BECUASE SHE IS A GOOD MODEL (ALTHOUGH SHE IS VERY PRETTY) BUT BECAUSE SHE BRINGS HOME THE LOLZ. I MEAN REALLY, I WAS SAD WHEN SHE WAS BARELY IN THE 3RD EPISODE, THIS GIRL IS F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S. BUT... IT SUCKS THAT TYRA WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER THE WIN BECAUSE SHE IS ASIAN. I KNEW IT FROM THE SECOND WHITNEY WAS CROWNED, IF THERE IS AN ASIAN GIRL NEXT CYCLE, SHE WINS. BUT HEY, AT LEAST TYRA PICKED A GIRL WHO WE CAN LOVE INSTEAD OF THAT MS. PIGGY SHE CHOOSE LAST YEAR.

THE RANDOM POST

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:53:05 GMT

I THINK ITS TIME FOR A RAODM POST WHERE I TALK ABOUT ANYTHING THAT COMES TO MIND.

LETS BEGIN.

BRITNEY SPEARS:
SO, I HATE STARTING WITH THIS BECAUSE EDGAR GIVES ME SHIT FOR LIKING BRITNEY MORE THAN I DO BUT THE TRUTH IS, I'M GAY, SHE'S A DIVA, ITS A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP THAT WILL NEVER GO AWAY. ANYWAY, BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE IS CONFIRMED TO BE "WOMANIZER." THE SONG IS GOING TO BE RELEASED ON MONDAY BUT HERE IS A LITTLE LQ CLIP OF WHAT THE SONG SOUNDS LIKE.

http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/30275/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/30275/2001/richmedia/Britney-Womanizer2.mp3

I REALLY THINK THE SONG HAS POTENTIAL TO BE A #1.

DAVID ARCHULETA:
I STILL THINK DAVID ARCHULETA IS A CUTIE AND A CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL. EVEN THOUGH HIS VIDEO FOR "CRUSH" CAME OUT A WHILE AGO I JUST WATCHED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY AND EVERY SO OFTEN BABY ARCHULETA WOULD LOOK REALLY CUTE, HE'S ALMOST LEGAL!

THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS:
SO I'VE MADE A 90 DEGREE TURN ON THEIR NEW CD DOLL DOMINATION. NOT A FULL 180, BUT A 90. I CAN TOLERATE MOST OF THEIR SONGS. I THINK MY FAVORITE SONG NOW IS "BOTTLE POP," BUT I ALSO LIKE "MAGIC" AND "WHATAMACALIT." SO YEA, I GUESS IT JUST HAD TO GROW ON ME.

(SIDENOTE)
THERE ARE A BUNCH OF SORORITY BITCHES WALKING OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT... THEY ARE LOUD AND ANNOYING, UGH LOOK AT THEM SWINGING ON MY SWING! IV FEELS SO CROWDED NOW THAT EVERYONE IS MOVING BACK IN, I'M LIKE... FUCK WHERE DID THESE PEOPLE COME FROM.

SEX AND THE CITY:
THE MOVIE COMES OUT ON DVD TUESDAY... WITH BONUS MATERIAL... BECAUSE 2 AND 1/2 HOURS WASN'T ENOUGH ALREADY! DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE THE SHOW, I LOVED THE MOVIE, I ALMOST CRIED, BUT BONUS MATERIAL? I DUNNO, IT WAS ALREADY PRETTY LONG TO BEGIN WITH. ALSO THERE HAS BEEN SPECULATION OF A SEX AND THE CITY SEQUEL, AT ONE POINT IT WAS CONFIRMED BUT NOW IT SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE ARE GETTING OVER THE HYPE AND FINALLY PUTTING SEX AND THE CITY IN THE PAST. SJP WAS CAUGHT SAYING "IT WASN'T DIFFICULT TO LET GO, I GUESS ITS BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS SORTA LOOKED AT HIS AS LITERATURE... I NEVER HAVE FELT A NEED TO DO BEYOND WHAT HAD BEEN ON THE PAGE." WHILE THIS DOESN'T CONFIRM ANYTHING, LETS HOPE THERE ISN'T A SEQUEL.

HEIDI MONTAG & LADY GAGA:

I STILL HATE HER

STILL LOVE HER

CIRCUS

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:19:01 GMT

BRITNEY IS BACK!

WELL, WE AT LEAST I THINK SO?

HER NEW ALBUM, ALLEGELDY TITLED "CIRCUS," IS DUE DEC. 2ND 2008 AND HER NEW SINGLE WILL HOPEFULLY LEAK/BE REALESED WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK OR SO.

THE NAME OF THE SINGLE... KINDA UNKNOWN. THE 3 MOST POPULAR NAMES ARE "WOMANIZER," "UNDERGROUND" (PRODUCED BY LADY GAGA), AND "MANNEQUIN." ALTHOUGHT TO BE HONEST THERE ARE AT LEAST 5 OTHER POSSIBLE TITLES FOR THE SINGLE.

HERE'S A CLIP.

(UPDATE: BRITNEY'S FIRST SINGLE IS CONFIRMED TO BE "WOMANIZER." IT WILL BE RELEASED NEXT MONDAY. WHETHER OR NOT ITS THIS THE SONG IN THE CLIP IS UNKNOWN.

IN OTHER NEWS...

I WENT TO THE DENTIST TODAY... I AM STILL NUMB. UGH.

DOLL DOMINATION.

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:11:48 GMT

THE NEW PCD HAS LEAKED.

I'M NOT THAT INTO IT.

THEN AGAIN, I'M NOT THAT INTO PCD.

THEIR FIRST SINGLE "WHEN I GROW UP" TOOK ME SOME TIME TO WARM UP, BUT I LOVED IT BY THE END OF THE JKL PERFORMANCE. HOWEVER, SOME OF THE SONGS ON THIS ALBUM MAKE ME SAY "UGH, NEXT." LIKE FOR EXAMPLE THEIR NEXT SINGLE "WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT." ITS CUTE, IT HAS MISSY ELLIOTT ON IT (IS THAT LESBIAN OUT YET?) BUT HONESTLY I CAN'T SEE IT AS A #1 SINGLE.

BUT MISSY ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES GUEST APPERANCES ON THEIR CD. SO DOES... SNOOP DOGG IN "BOTTLE POP." ITS AN ALRIGHT SONG BUT HONEYS, DON'T TRY TO RECREATE THE GREATNESS THAT WAS "BUTTONS," I DON'T SEE IT HAPPENING. R. KELLY MAKES AN APPERANCE AS WELL... YEA... R.KELLY THE FORMER RAPIST... WHO WAS ACCUSED OH I DON'T KNOW 14 TIMES? ANYWAY THE TUNE "OUT OF THIS CLUB" IS CATCHY, BUT AGAIN I DON'T SEE IT AS A #1. THEN THEY HAVE THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK... WHO HAVEN'T BEEN RELEVANT SINCE... I DON'T KNOW THE 80'S? I DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER LISTENING TO IT... SORRY.

THE ONLY TWO SONGS THAT I HAD AN IMMEDIATE POSSITIVE REACTION ARE "TAKIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD" AND "I HATE THIS PART." NOT THE BEST TITLES BUT I LIKED THE SONGS.

I ALSO DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT THE ALBUM IS GOING TO BE A DOUBLE DISK... I'M SORRY WHY DON'T YOU JUST PICK THE BEST, CUT THE BULLSHIT AND JUST HAVE 1 GOOD CD? (CHRISTINA THIS MESSAGE GOES OUT TO YOU TOO.) I ALSO DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT THE ALBUM HAS 7... YES 7 BONUS TRACKS. 2 FROM THE GORUP AND 5 OF EACH GIRL SINGING HER OWN INDIVIDUAL SONG... AND UM... LET ME JUST SAY... NICOLE IS THE LEAD SINGER FOR A REASON. MY FAVORITE IS KIMBERLY WHO SOUNDS LIKE HEIDI MONTAG... DREADFUL.

ANYWAY BUT THIS IS JUST MY OPINION. YOU CAN FORMULATE YOUR OWN.

(DOWNLOAD HERE)
http://rapidshare.com/files/145401767/Doll_Domination.rar

(MAKE SURE YOU BUY THE REAL THING SEPT. 23RD!)

UPDATE: OK SO I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO IT FOR A TWO DAYS NOW. ITS GROWING ON ME.

JUST A MONDAY.

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 19:34:04 GMT

SO LAST NIGHT I CAME ACROSS A REALLY GOOD MOVIE THAT MY FRIEND MADE ME WATCH. I HAD HEARD OF IT BEFORE BUT NEVER ACTUALLY BOTHERED RENTING IT, BUYING IT, OR SEEING IT.

LET ME JUST SAY I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.ITS A MOVIE THAT MANAGES TO PERFECTLY MIX THE POWER OF A COMEDY WITH THE POWER OF A DRAMA FOR A REALLY NICE EFFECT.

ANYWAY I THINK THE MOVIE IS WORTH WATCHING, OR AT LEAST READING THE BOOK. (BUT LETS BE HONEST HERE, MOST AMERICAN'S DON'T READ)

OH AND I'M POSTING THIS ONE JUST FOR THE LOLZ.

And So Begins, Begins Our Odyssey

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:25:00 GMT

LETS BEGIN THIS JOURNAY WITH...

PROJECT RUNWAY!

WHAT ELSE?

OK SO... I THOROUGHLY THINK ITS BULLSHIT THAT THIS SEASON 6 DESIGNERS ARE GOING TO GET TO SHOW AT BRYANT PARK. WTF? SO BASICALLY NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT ON THE SHOW TO GET TO SHOW AT BRYANT PARK? ISN'T THAT WHAT THE CHALLENGES ARE FOR? TO CUT THE BULLSHIT DESIGNERS (IN THIS CASE JOE AND SUEDE) AND HAVE ONLY THE GOOD ONES SHOW? ALTHOUGH TO BE HONEST... I'M NOT ENITRELY SURE WHICH ONES THE "GOOD ONES" ARE THIS SEASON.

ANYWAY, LAST FRIDAY THE FINAL 6 DESIGNERS SHOWED THEIR COLLECTIONS, MY GUESS IS AT LEAST 2 ARE DECOYS.

JERELL'S COLLECTION

SHOUT OUT TO EUGENA FROM ANTM CYCLE 8!

I REALLY LIKE THIS DRESS. PROBABLY MY FAVS FROM THIS COLLECTION. I THINK ITS INTERESTING TO LOOK AT AND DIFFERENT, AND JUST OVERALL PRETTY.

THIS ONE KINDA CONFUSSED ME.

I WANNA LIKE IT... BUT I WISH IT WAS TAILORED A BIT. FIERCE MODEL THOUGH. :]

I DON'T GET THE LONG SLEEVES, AND CLEARLY... THE MODEL DOESN'T CARE. LOLZ.

NO BUT SERIOUSLY, I DON'T THINK SHE IS THE RIGHT MODEL FOR THAT OUTFIT.

OK I LOVE THE MODEL.

I THINK OVERALL ITS A GOOD LOOK. EVEN IF SHE DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE A FISH THAT GOT CAUGHT IN THE OCEAN WITH THAT THOSE SEQUENCE-Y SCALE-Y PANTS AND THAT NET AROUND HER.

FIT'S ALL WRONG.

DON'T LIKE IT.

SIMPLE BUT ELEGANT. I LOVE THE BACK OF THE DRESS TOO BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO POST IT.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS ONE.

I WANT TO LIKE IT. BUT I DON'T. I THINK IT COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE UNDERSKIRT LOOKING THING.

TOTALLY REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING LAURA FROM SEASON 3 DID.

ITS ALRIGHT. THE TOP LOOKS KINDA WEIRD THOUGH.

ITS A NICE PIECE BUT DOESN'T APPEAL TO ME.

THAT MODEL THOUGH... UGH... I COULD DO WITHOUT HER FACE... AND HAIR.

IT'S... BIG. FOR SURE.

ALTHOUGH I FOUND IT WEIRD THAT ALL THE DESIGNERS HAD A "BIG" DRESS, MAYBE MAKING A "WEDDING DRESS" IS PART OF THE CHALLENGE?

OVERALL I THINK IT'S A NICE COLLECTION. ITS DIFFERENT, BUT VERY JERELL. IT LOOKS LIKE HE DEFINITELY PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO, I'M JUST NOT SURE ITS MY CUP OF TEA. BUT I GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR HAVING A POINT OF VIEW AND EXECUTING IT WELL.

MY GRADE: B+

SUEDE'S COLLECTION

"I THINK SUEDE IS GOING TO MAKE A SPRING DRESS OUT OF THE TABLE CLOTH FROM THE EASTER PICNIC TABLE THEN TO TOP IT OFF HE'LL GRAB A SHOWER CURTAIN, WRAP IT AROUND AND MAKE A BOW!" - SUEDE.

DISCO BALL ON TOP, WTF ON BOTTOM.

THE SAD THING IS... YOU KNOW HE IS ACTUALLY TRYING.

DRESS BARN... MEET SUEDE.

OK... I'LL SPARE HIM ONE.

THIS ONE IS KINDA INTERESTING.

I LIKE THE WEAVING ON TOP BUT... I COULD DO WITHOUT THE SHOELACES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE PISSED OFF AND STRANGELING THE MODEL.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THOSE ARE PANTS.

I REALLY DO LIKE THE CORSET, MAYBE IF IT WASN'T SO LOW-CUT, BUT THE STYLING ON THIS GIRL IS AWFUL, NO I DON'T JUST MEAN HAIR AND MAKE-UP, I MEAN... THAT JACKET? THOSE PANTS? THAT TOP? THEY DON'T GO!

THIS BITCH IS FLOATING!!!!!

SOMEWHERE... SOME 5 YEAR OLD GIRL IS REALLY HAPPY.

PLASTIC TIES MAKE FOR A GREAT DRESS SUEDE... NO TRUST ME... THEY DO!

MAKING A WEDDING DRESS BEST BE THE DAMN CHALLENGE, OTHERWISE HE'S SUCH A FOOL WHO PUT A TIARA ON A GIRL. ATTROCIOUS!

DEAR SUEDE,

YOU DEFINITELY ARE AN AMZING DESIGNER. I MEAN YOU MANAGED TO SOMEHOW MAKE 70 YEAR OLD LADIES HAPPY WITH YOUR DESIGNS BUT AT THE SAME TIME MANAGED TO APPEAL TO 5 YEAR OLDS. YOU MANAGED TO SOMEHOW TRICK NINA, HEIDI AND MICHAEL INTO THINKING YOU WERE A DESENT DESIGNER, AND TO BE HONEST... SOMETIMES YOU TRICKED ME. BUT WHAT I FIND MOST AMAZING IS THAT YOU MANAGED TO COMPLETELY... I MEAN COMPLETELY MISS THE MARK WHEN IT CAME TO CREATING A COLLECTION WORTHY OF NEW YORK FASHION WEEK.

YOUR'S TRULY,
EDUARDO.

MY GRADE: F

JOE'S COLLECTION

I ACTUALLY LAUGHED WHEN I SAW THIS THE FIRST TIME.

OH BUT HE IS SERIOUS... AND HE HAS 9 MORE PIECES JUST LIKE THIS ONE COMING UP!

I'M PRETTY SURE IF YOU LOOK IN A STRIPPER'S CLOSET YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS.

YES... IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE PANTS ARE VELVET.

BUT FOR WHAT ITS WORTH, ITS A NICE JACKET, AND THE CORSET ISN'T ALL THAT BAD EITHER?

I GUESS USING WALLPAPER AS FABRIC ISN'T AGAINST THE RULES?

OKAY... THE JACKET IS NICE, THE PANTS ARE ALRIGHT (EXCEPT FOR THE CAMEL TOE) BUT THIS IS NOT NY FASHION WEEK WORTHY.

SOMEWHERE ANNA WINTOUR IS PISSED.

ITS OK. I LIKE THE DRESS. I DON'T LIKE THAT CHUNKY, TACKY, PIECE OF TURQUOISE HE PUT ON IT THOUGH.

FOREVER 21, HERE COMES JOE!

I DON'T EVEN CARE ANY MORE.

YOU GET THE POINT.

OKAY MAYBE ONE MORE COMMENT.

WAS THIS MADE OUT OF A NATIVE AMERICAN'S TIPPI HOUSE? (NOTICE THE USE OF NATIVE AMERICAN INSTEAD OF INDIAN IMPLYING THAT I AM POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN IN REALITY I DON'T GIVE A DAMN)

I'M SURE THIS DRESS WOULD LOOK GREAT AT A MS. MISSOURI PAGENT SHOW?

SHOUT OUT TO NAIMA WINNER OF ANTM CYCLE 4.

I'M SORRY... WAS STELLA HELPING HIM WITH HIS COLLECTION?

ITS AN ALRIGHT DRESS... IF YOUR PINK... OR YOUR NOT SURE IF YOUR GOING TO A MOTORCYCLE PARADE OR A RED CARPET EVENT, AS WE KNOW IS THE CASE WITH SO MANY OF US.

SO I CAN ALREADY HEAR IT. I WANTED TO DO CLASSIC AMERICAN SPORTS WEAR. UM... LITERAL MUCH? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. THIS COLLECTION WOULD NEVER SELL ANYWHERE OUTSIDE OF TENNESSE, OKLAHOMA OR TEXAS. WHICH IS KINDA A BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT? I MEAN ITS WEARABLE, BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY. OH JOE... YOUR THE WENDY PEPPER OF THIS SEASON.

MY GRADE: D
KENLEY'S COLLECTION

I THINK THE PIECE SETS THE MOOD FOR THE REST OF THE COLLECTION.

IT'S A LITTLE BIT 80'S MIXED WITH INTERESTING PATTERNS, SILHOUETS WITH SOME FLORAL INSPIRATION. I SEE IT, I GET IT, I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH IT BUT ITS OK.

80'S PROM DRESS? I THINK SO.

I ESPECIALLY LIKE THAT LEOPARD PRINT TURQUOISE.

I LIKE THE PRINT, I THINK ITS INTERESTING BUT... ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE THEY ALREADY SAW THIS DRESS, OH I DON'T KNOW, EPISODE 3 WHERE SHE WAS THE WINNER?

I LIKE THIS DRESS. I MEAN I GET IT. I GET HER INSPIRATION, POV, ITS A NICE SHAPE, COLOR, I LIKE IT.

HEHE. THE DRESS HAS A FACE. ANYONE ELSE SEE IT. HEHE.

I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT. ITS OVER THE TOP BUT I THINK I LIKE IT, OR MAYBE I'M BIASED BECAUSE I LIKE KENLEY.

I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE. ITS SO SIMPLE AND SOPHISTICATED BUT NEVERTHELESS IT HAS A POV AND ITS KENLEY AND ITS INTERESTING AND I SAY A+ WITH THIS DRESS,

SAY WHAT YOU WANT.

I LIKE IT.

I'M NOT SURE WHY BUT I DO.

LOVE THE MODEL. THE DRESS IS NICE. AGAIN VERY KENLEY.

THE TURQUOISE LEOPARD PRINT IS BACK!

SEE WHAT I MEAN BY WEDDING DRESS CHALLENGE?

I HAVE TO ADMIT, I'M GUILTY OF LIKING THIS DRESS. I LIKE THE FEATHERS, AND THE RUFFLES AND THE OFF WHITE, AND THE FLUFF. I THINK THE REASON I LIKE IT IS BECAUSE IT COULD BE SOMETHING COMPLETELY AWFUL, BUT FOR SOME REASON, IT WORKS.

KENLEY'S COLLECTION IS GOOD. ITS NOT GREAT. ITS BY NO MEANS A JOE OR SUEDE, BUT I DON'T THINK ITS DESERVING OF THE WIN. I MEAN I GET HER POINT OF VIEW, SHE HAS A COUPLE OF INTERESTING PIECES BUT OVERALL I'M NOT MOVED OR WOWED BY ANYTHING.

MY GRADE: B

KORTO'S COLLECTION

I REALLY LIKE THIS PIECE. IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL BUT THE STYLING IS JUST RIGHT ON. FIRST TIME AROUND I THOUGHT THE FAN WAS A PURSE WHICH MADE ME LOVE IT EVEN MORE.

IT'S A NICE JACKET BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT HEAR THE SHUFFLING WHEN SHE WALKS.

SHOUT OUT TO BIANCA ANTM CYCLE 9!

I REALLY LIKE LOVE THIS COLOR. ON HER SKIN IT LOOKS GREAT. I LIKE THE DRESS BUT I COULD DEFINITELY HAVE DONE WITHOUT THOSE SLEEVES. THEY ARE TOO LIKE SCRUNCHED UP.

ASIA!!!

I LIKE THE TOP. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. GOOD LOOK OVERALL.

ANOTHER FLOATING MODEL?

I DON'T LIKE THAT PRINT, OR THAT YELLOW. IT REMINDS ME OF A CHEAP HOTEL BY THE BEACH.

PRETTY DRESS THOUGH.

OKAY, I TRIED TO LIKE IT, I DON'T.

ITS TOO BIG. ITS NOT FLATTERING. JE N'AIME PAS.

UGH I LOVE THAT COLOR!

THE STYLING IS A LITTLE OFF THIS TIME THOUGHT.

BUT I LOVE THE NECK, EVEN IF IT IS SCRUNCHY.

SHOUT OUT TO DANI ANTM WINNER CYCLE 6!

ITS INTERESTING. BUT I DON'T LIKE THE FABRIC, OR THE WAY ITS PHOTOGRAPHED.

I DON'T LIKE THAT YELLOW. IT REMIND ME OF A NIGHT A THREW-UP.

DRESS IS NICE BUT AGAIN, THAT FABRIC LOOKS TOO JUMBLED UP WRINKLY.

OHAI COOTCH.

I LIKE IT. I LIKE THE WAY SHE USED THE NECKLACE.

I THINK KORTO IS THE MOST DESERVING DESIGNER THIS SEASON. I MEAN WEEK AFTER WEEK SHE IS IN THE TOP 3. SHE HAS ONLY WON ONE CHALLENGE AND I THINK SHE IS BEING UNDERLOOKED BY THE JUDGES. I THINK THE BITCH KNOWS STYLE AND IS ABLE TO MAKE A STATEMENT WITH HER GARMENTS. SO YEA, SHE IS A FAN OF THE BIG DRAPED CLOTHES WITH SLEEVES AND BAGGY THINGS AND I WISH I WOULD HAVE SEEN SOME PIECES THAT WAS MORE TAILORED BUT I THINK THATS WHAT MAKES KORTO, KORTO. (BY THE WAY WHERE DOES THE "R" GO WHEN THEY REFER TO HER ON THE SHOW?) I THINK THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE.

MY GRADE: A-

LEANNE'S COLLECTION

I LIKE IT. I LIKE THE CONSTRUCTION, ITS INTERESTING. IT SETS THE MOOD FOR THE REST OF THE COLLECTION QUIET NICELY.

YEA SHE DOES A LOT OF CONSTRUCTION. THE BOOBS ARE UNEVEN AND THE SKIRT HAS DIMPLES BUT YOU KNOW WHAT... WE LIKE LEANNE, SO ITS OK.

THIS HOWEVER... NOT SO OKAY.

I MEAN, THE PANTS ARE NICE. THE SHIRT IT DIFFERENT BUT... I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT THE SHIR'S BUTTONS GO BEYOND WHERE THE SHIRT ENDS. ITS LIKE SHE COULDN'T DESIDE BETWEEN A LONG SHIRT OR A MID-DRIFT SHIRT. THE JUDGES WILL PROBABLY LOVE IT, I DON'T APPROVE.

I DON'T GET IT. I DON'T GET THE SHIRT. ARE THOSE BRA STRAPS? I DON'T GET THE SKIRT. ARE THOSE POCKETS OR RUFFLES?

I SUDDENLY WANT TACOS... I WONDER WHY?

HOWEVER... I DO LIKE THIS PIECE. THE CORSET LOOKS LIKE ITS CONSTRUCTED AMAZINGLY AND THE WHOLE PIECE IS VERY LEANNE AND UNIQUE.

TAKE AWAY THE COLLAR AND ITS A WHATEVER PIECE. WITH A COLLAR THOUGH ITS... WELL FRANKLY ITS STILL A WHATEVER PIECE WITH THE COLLAR. IT DOESN'T WOW ME.

MY COUSIN LOOKS LIKE THIS MODEL... EXCEPT... UGLIER, HOW SAD.

I LIKE THE DRESS. I'M NOT SURE WHATS GOING ON NEAR THE NECK (MORE TACOS?) BUT I LIKE THE BOTTOM HALF.

I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE TOO. ITS LIKE BASIC DRESS BY LEANNE. AND SUPRISINGLY ENOUGH, I THINK IT HAS SHAPE AND IS NOT THAT UN-FLATTERING.

NICE. THATS IT.

I DON'T LIKE THAT ITS SO BAGGY AND UNEVEN, IT TAKES AWAY FROM THE SHAPE. I MEAN I REALLY LIKE THE TOP HALF BUT THE BOTTOM I'M NOT FEELING IT.

OVERALL I THINK LEANNE NEEDS SOME WORK. I THINK ITS VERY FASHION STUDENT, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO BE SO DIFFERENT AND HAVE A THEME (IN THIS CASE TACOS) AND YOUR PIECES ARE DIFFERENT BUT THEY LACK A CERTAIN WOW FACTOR. YEA, I THINK THATS LEANNE. BUT I THINK SHE CAN EASILY TAKE 2ND MAYBE 3RD PLACE.

MY GRADE: B

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:47:48 GMT

IT'S MY FIRST ENTRY AS EDO-LICIOUS (HOW GAY)

SO MAKING A BLOG IS VERY TIME CONSUMING. I MEAN FIRST YOU HAVE TO PICK A NAME, THEN A PASSWORD, THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO CREATE A BRAND NEW E-MAIL BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE A LJ ACCOUNT UNDER ANOTHER E-MAIL (AS WAS THE CASE FOR ME, BUT ITS OK PEEPS, I'VE BEEN THINKING OF GETTING A NEW ONE ANYWAY.) THEN YOU HAVE TO GO AND EDIT YOUR INFO, NAME, LOCATION, LAYOUT, BLAH BLAH BLAH. THEN YOU HAVE TO GO AND TALK ABOUT YOUR INTEREST AND THATS WHEN IT GETS DEEP. I MEAN HOW DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOUR INTEREST ARE? WHICH ONES ARE WORTH MENTIONING AND WHICH ONES DON'T MAKE THE CUT. THEN WHEN YOU HAVE ALL THAT DONE YOU REALIZE... THAT'S NICE, NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY YOU KNOW BLOG ABOUT SOMETHING. SO YOU DO, LIKE ME, AND THEN... ON TOP OF ALL THAT SHIT,,, WHEN YOUR DONE YOU REALIZE... "SHIT THERE IS NO ONE TO READ MY BLOG SO THIS IS ALL JUST KINDA POINTLESS... I NEED TO GO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO I'M OFF.

:)